Bosse enters race for GOP nod in New Hampshire’s satirical 00th district
November 20, 2009 by Patrick
Filed under News & Politics
Republican activist and free market think-tanker Grant Bosse formally declared his candidacy today in New Hampshire’s 00th Congressional District after news that the Obama administration has attributed a majority of the state’s stimulus jobs to that non-existent district.
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New Hampshire has only two congressional districts, neither of which are numbered “00.”
“Even a fake district needs real leadership,” said Bosse while appearing on WGIR’s Charlie Sherman show on Friday morning.
“The people overseeing the stimulus actually found more fake congressional districts than there are real congressional districts. So if we run in all 440 phantom congressional seats we can take over Congress,” Bosse said as the radio host chuckled along.
“I can’t do this alone,” Bosse said at his press conference. “This needs to be a nationwide effort. We need to find candidates as fantastic and unbelievable as the stimulus numbers the Obama administration has given us.”
Bosse really was a candidate for Congress during the 2008 Republican primary in the real district of NH-02, which covers the Western part of the state. He lost to Jennifer Horn, who sources tell NowHampshire.com will endorsed Bosse’s fake candidacy today.
Former New Hampshire Attorney General and Republican U.S. Senate hopeful Kelly Ayotte endosed Bosse’s fake candidacy.
“The massive spending in Washington that Paul Hodes continues to support with the 787 billion dollar ‘stimulus’ and now the trillion dollar government takeover of health care clearly needs to be reined in by someone who understands the importance of fiscal prudence. There is currently an absurd lack of transparency and accountability for Granite Staters’ hard earned tax dollars,” said Brooks Kochvar, campaign manager for former Attorney General Kelly Ayotte, in the campaign’s endorsement announcement.
“If Paul Hodes and the professional politicians in Washington would read the legislation before they vote for it, both the federal budget and New Hampshire’s families’ budgets would be better off.”
Bossee will talk about his fake candidacy on Fox News Channel with Neal Cavuto on Friday afternoon.
Bosse’s fake candidacy to win a fake congressional district is a protest of sorts. This week several news reports pointed out that President Barack Obama’s Recovery.gov, the site developed by the White House to provide “transparent” information about the stimulus, is riddled with errors, including 700 congressional districts that don’t actually exist.
Many conservatives are furious that the federal government has apparently lost track of where a significant portion of the $787 billion stimulus money has gone.
Bosse’s press conference:
Bosse on WGIR’s Charlie Sherman Show:
I think only a big putz like obama could bring us make believe elections like these recovery.cums districts.
Great Idea!!!! I need to look up my fake district and apply for federal funds!
Excellent Job!!
The sad part is that the federal government has allowed the tax payer stimulus money to be stolen, wasted, or abused. Our children and their children will be cleaning up this fraud for years to come.
Obama promised transparency and all we got was theft of the treasury.
I will be running for Idaho’s 130th district. My platform is no more Al Gore, term limits, federal government/federal program reductions. Need I say more?
I would love for this to catch on in every state they claimed fake districts! Priceless!! Let’s get to it America..we can take our Country back…
I have suspended my fake candidacy for the $$ district of Nevada which is on the Las Vegas Strip.
I will immediately take up residency in the Virgin Islands. The virgins there need a good man. The question is of course, how many virgins have been saved by “stimulus”.
ACORN role in these elections could be deciding: I bet most of the voters will be registered by them.
I lived in the 00th district once. It was hard to get my mail. The zip codes there include an additional number that I think they call “bleen”. Bleen is apparently a newly discovered number that is between 2 and 3 in value. The symbol for it looks like a Windows “Wingding”. I am not sure the postal service had been briefed on its existence or their automatic scanning machine wasn’t current or something. Anyway, the mail was always late. Of course, living in a district that is served by a dead-end one-way highway made even getting there a chore and traffic was a nightmare.
Can I move there? Maybe the IRS won’t find me!
Alot of made up stuff in this administration!
700 congressional districts that don’t actually exist.
Could candidates like Bosse sweep all 57 states?
This is hysterical, thanks for a day-brightener!
I’m afraid Bosse doesn’t stand a chance… all the dead people vote Democratic, is there any hope than nonexistant people won’t vote DEmocratic too?
Of course the Obama administration is lying about jobs created. This is more smoke and mirrors. Where did the money go?
Hey, now, the candidacy is real. It’s only the district that is fake.
This is just too funny. I mean, Obummer found an extra seven states to visit. So I think this should be a viable run!
http://livingfortruth.wordpress.com/2009/10/24/questions-need-to-be-answered-in-health-care-debate/
I would like to donate 1000 fake dollars to your fake candidacy. Are you considering running for President of the 57 states?
It’s too bad they didn’t have any fictitious Congressional districts in Utah (who would bother? it’s not like the state’s gonna vote Democratic till winged pigs glide over the frozen slopes of Hell). If they had, I’d gladly run for office in one of them!
Personally, I’m considering running for Hawaii’s 99th district. I hear the weather is now this time of year.
THANKS OBAMA! Keep up the great work! LOL
And thanks to BIDEN for heading up the task force to keep track of the stimulus money and make sure there’s “not a dime” of fraud. Good work, Joe!
I think I’ll run for district 88 in Florida! They could use a great fiscal conservative to make sure their stimulus money is spent wisely.
Genius idea-Can’t wait to hear this on the MSM. HA!
Excellant.
Perhaps there is interest for Ohio 56 too?
“Even a fake district needs real leadership,”
Wrong! A fake district needs fake leadership. A fake country of 57 states has a fake leader.
I am not laughing. The incredible incompetence, and the incredible waste, are making me incredibly angry. I worked like a dog all my life, and paid way more taxes than I wanted, and for what? 2010 can’t come fast enough, and after that, 2012.
Where do I contribute ?
Dear Sirs;
I would like to declare my candidacy in opposition to Mr. Bosse, for the New Hampshire “00″ district
I know that I do not live in the district, however, but I am sure that the district’s voters will not mind……
I am asking “Acorn” help me canvas the district, to make sure that every vote is counted…..
Census records will be carefully accounted for, to make sure that no race, creed or ethnicity is underrepresented
and I am putting out advance notice that the national voter’s league and myself with monitor the polling very carefully, to prevent the kind of voter intimidation that occurred in the Arizonia 8th district…..
we need responsible leadership, not the craven Re-thugicans !!! to make sure that this district is run by the people of the district, and for the people of the district, not for the benefit of the rich and well connected.
regards
I’m running for Arizona’s 15th, myself (http://exurbanleague.com/2009/11/20/a-very-important-announcement.aspx). If we get elected, let’s form a caucus of reps from non-existent districts.
Absolutely brilliant!!!!! Now if we could just get a reporter to ask the DNC if they plan to put up an opponent! If Bosse wins, can he get the stimulus cash and put it back in the Treasury? Ha.
Can’t stop laughing. This is the greatest, way to go Bosse! Now if I could just find something funny about all the money these bozoes in Congress are wasting!